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Wonky Chompers

by Dr Splink

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1.
Oxymoron 04:24
I am an oxymoron I am a minor crisis An adult male I am Pretty ugly A right wrong un really nice bastard I am cruel to be kind A perfection imperfection Creating my destruction I am new and improved Yesterday's news Am Clearly confuse A genuine imitation I am a calculated risk A real faker A final draft A deliberate mistake I am good shit Bitter sweet Normally weird Beautifully damaged A dark light A real fairy tale A beautiful wreck I am the beginning of the end
2.
Circus 04:16
They Are Not Fit For Purpose Ramble Theatre Circus Promoted By Merdock No Shit Sherlock Blinkers And Visors Not Leaders Dividers Dividing A This Nation Killing Mass Population They Should Be Sacked We Are Under Attack From Our Own Leaders. They Are Bottom Feeders Excuses Are Wearing Thin No Arguing With Dim We All Shout And Cried The Rulers Lied Intent They Hide Democracy Died The Union They Tear They Don’t Care The Can't Share Nothing Is Fair We Are Getting Tough Cause Really …. We Have Really Had Enough Let it all out Don’t hold it in Don’t let darkness in This lots a sin Nothings a right off Scream from the roof top You've lost our trust And we have really had enough There Are A Bunch Of Muppets Rich Mens Puppets To Create Lots More Wealth Destroy Our National Health Ppe Exploitation Windrush Deportation Deforestation Damn The Whole Nation Glenfell Cladding Always Money Grabbing World Top Ranking Off Shore Banking Only For The Few Corruption Isn't New They Sell Us Fear While They Clap And Jeer Watch Football Have A Beer This Isnt What It Appears They Selll Ours Assets Like Berty Bassets Sold Down The Line Every Single Time We Are Getting Tough Cause Really We Have Totally Had Enough Let it all out Don’t hold it in Don’t let darkness in This lots a sin Nothings a right off Scream from the roof top You've lost our trust Enough is Enough
3.
Fluffy 03:46
Stop Your Shouting And Fighting All Gnarly And Biting Stop This Venom And Spitting All Your Manipulating Stop All The Complaining And This Hate Campaigning Just An Argument Waiting Lets Just Start Uniting Keep It Fluffy So Be The Bright Light In The Dim World Keep It Fluffy Don’t Believe All You Are Told Keep It Fluffy Don’t Spread The Hate Keep It Fluffy Don’t Retaliate Stop The Rumour Mill Brewing The Past You Keep On Chewing Stop Being So Distaining This Bitterness, Its Engraving Stop Your Sneering And Hating The Lies You Keep On Spewing Stop Your Negative Booing And Start Hallabooling Keep It Fluffy So Be The Bright Light In The Dim World Keep It Fluffy Let The Future Just Unfold Keep It Fluffy Don't Spread The Hate Keep It Fluffy Don’t Retaliate
4.
Plastic 04:47
Plastic Buttocks / Veg/Weeps Plastic Hips/ Hedge/ Leeks Plastic Lips /Eye/ Radish Plastic Tits / Lies / Rubbish Plastic Powder/ Fish / Bags Plastic Food / Dish / Hag Plastic Oceans / Tree /Elastic Sued? Plastic Free/ Fantastic Plastic Sugar / Toys / Kids Plastic Drink / Buoys / Figs Plastic Diner / Bras / Arse Plastic Brink / Bar / Varse Plastic Water / Law / Rules Plastic Soil / Flaw / Fools Plastic Animals / Door / Brains Love Of Oil /Recycling A Bore / Drains Plastic People / Money / Laugh Plastic Cars / Cards /Giraffe Plastic Sheep / Wallet / Back Plastic Scars / Shards / Fake Plastic Bullets / Greenhouse / Church Plastic Guns / Mouse / Perch Plastic Wars / Gnomes / Game Just For Fun.. / Home / Dam Plastic Ocean / Olive / Carpet Plastic Hill. / Boris / Market Plastic Leaves / Socket / Shopping Plastic Thrills / Sprocket / Popping Plastic Here Plastic There Plastics Is Everywhere
5.
Out The Class And I Turn Right I Aint Going To Stay Stay And Fight Up The Hall And Down The Stairs The Teacher He Just Glares Not My Problem Not My Bad Out The Gate I Am Suddenly Glad Up The Road And Left Into Park I Am Having An Afternoon Lark Running In The Grass No Looking Back Bears Jump Out The Pavement Cracks Duck In The Pond Go Quackity Quack Afternoon School It Been Sacked On The Wheel Spinning Round Here Another Friend Ive Found Quick Bottle Of Pop Yes That Girl Is Hot Hes The Man Now We Have Got A Plan Out The Shop We Turn Right Made It Swift Made Good Fligh A Few Sweets In Hand No One Folded Our Plan Off And Away What A Thrill
6.
Misfits 04:36
Young Man That Needing Conference And Adult Guidance Learns It All About The Losing And Gaining Of His Finance With The Choice Of Two Pathways Real Man Or Waster He’ll End Up In Strangeways Or Capitalist Investor His Family He Will Never See, With Their Fatherless Luxuries But Will He Be Satisfied With His 9 -5 Drudgery Don't Question It Or Stand Out In The Pack Get Your Head Down Son And Don't Answer Back I Never Wanted To Fit They Way You Hide It I Saw You Feared It I Ain't Never Going To Fit And I Wont Fit The Raggy Doll Misfits The Misfits Never Gonna Fit Misfits Couldn't Fit Down A Motorway There Is Just One Way I Was Told I Would Fail Every Day At School They Always Talked To Me Like I Was Such A Fool Teaching Me To Be A Cog To Tool And Never Question Authority Question Their Rule Saditing Lives Are Lost And Soulless Always Been Heisted Pushed And Hasted When We Are Lost Lonely Somewhat Wasted They Will Sedate Us With Their Happy Pills We Are The Misfits We Could Fit It We Wont Fit All Those Straight Bits And Ain't Going To Fit We Ain’t Going To Fit All Your Straight Bits We Are Misfits Loads Of Misfits That Happen To Fit

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Recorded Live and Loud in one afternoon

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released April 30, 2023

Drums - Sebastian Tucker
Bass - Michael Stojkiw
Guitar - Andrew Cameron
Keys - Drew Gee
Vocals - Tor Rubble

Recorded Live and Loud at Eyrie Studio
Engineer and Production - Ed Osbourne
Mastering - Tor Rubble

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Dr Splink England, UK

Dr Splink are everything you want a festival band to be, eccentric and engaging as well as musically excellent. Their tracks are well crafted, ingenious melody bombs that even get the walls bouncing and the whole crowd dancing.
A mix of Ian Dury, The Stranglers, Madness and Dr Feelgood
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